(Heaton/Rotheray)
Here he comes - Mother`s Pride
With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side
Here he comes Mother`s Pride
With a headful of `get your laces tied` and `woe betide`
With a year`s supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes
That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks
It`s no surprise at all, at ad the friends he makes
His stomach aches
he`s Mother`s Pride
He`s presentable, well looked after
He`s domestically disastrous
He`s adorable - Mother`s Pride
Here he comes - Father`s Pride
With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide
Here he comes - Father`s Pride
He`s showing all the kids his tickets for ringside
He`ll always roam the yard looking for a fight
He`ll pick on all the kids who`re twice his height
He`s the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night
Teacher`s Blight - Father`s Pride
He`s the image of his Dad
Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad
He`s never sad - Father`s Pride
Here he comes Mother`s Pride
Here he comes Father`s Pride
Here he comes Mother`s Pride
Father`s Pride
His Mother`s Pride