[verse 1]
Driving with a yellow dog, I95
He`s got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes
Up at a decent hour, never ate yet
Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol` tape deck
Nothing in the trunk but some base ball gloves
A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs
Blanket on the back seat, we`re in rough shape
Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape
Looking for a gas station, better make a list
Fill`er up with regular, I need to take a piss
Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel
Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield
Not a care in the world, not a how and a why
No destination, not a cloud in the sky
Back on the road not a moment too soon
Dish ran away with some other spoon
[chorus x2]
Wicked and wierd, I`m a road hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs, tryin`a hold on
Wicked and wierd, I`m a rat fish
Tryin`a practice doin` back flips on your mattress
[verse 2]
Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder
Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder
To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench
Been thinking about brushing up on my french
Right there in the glove box, if you should look
You`ll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book
Don`t bother looking, you`ll never find me
I`m starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me
[chorus x2]
Wicked and wierd, I`m a road hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs, tryin`a hold on
Wicked and wierd, I`m a rat fish
Tryin`a practice doin` back flips on your mattress
Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird
[verse 3]
Christ Almighty, there`s a rattle in the wheel well
Dog fell asleep and man, I don`t feel well
But all I need`s a half decent breakfast
And I`ll be back at it, dirty and reckless
Five o`clock shadow, lips like mudflaps
Hands like eagle`s talons, eyes like hub caps
The further I get, I keep goin` faster
Whispers in the wind and cows in the pasture
I have no plans and nothin` to prove either
I eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre
The highway`s a story teller, I just write it down
Already been beaten, there`s no way to fight it now
I just kick back and keep warm on the cold days
And laugh `cause it ain`t like it was in the old days
I figure when I make it to the Heavenly gates
They`ll be working on my car and playing `78`s
[chorus x2]
Wicked and wierd, I`m a road hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs, tryin`a hold on
Wicked and wierd, I`m a rat fish
Tryin`a practice doin` back flips on your mattress
