I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on me
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I`d like to spank her ass-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I`d help you with your math-
Motherfucker
She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf
You were tucked in bed you little elf
She told me that your dad can`t get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt-
Motherfucker
You were tucked in bed you little runt-
Motherfucker
I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in bed you little sprite
She told me that your dad can`t get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her panties off we went to town-
Motherfucker
She said that guy`s not even your real dad-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I`d like to fuck your aunt-
Motherfucker