Axe Murderer Song — текст песни (camper van beethoven)

Why do lovers park down deserted lanes

Near haunted houses or homes for the insane

Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed

Later escaped when he chopped off their heads



Why do axe murderers only attack

When youre partially nude

Or youre taking a bath

Though there are times I feel softer then most

Some days like yogurt

And some days like toast



Sorority girls and fraternity boys

Always deflowered if theyre rich or theyre spoiled

So we never feel bad when aunt betty whos dead

Surprises them lying on her wedding bed when were making love now I feel so exposed

Might you impale me or turn into those

Creatures over in my mind

Forget about the last five years



Back in the woods along a dirt track there is a house

An old women on the porch with three dogs

One of them blind

Who knows what will happen

Or what blind dogs see

And I wish there was some place

I really wanted to be

Im crossing over