I think it`s so stupid
Girls won`t say this word
Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd
Fall back 5 yards it`s time to punt
I think "gash" is offensive
Not to mention rude
And I don`t think about eating it
When I`m eating food
There once was some dude on T.V.
His name was Alan Funt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
[Motherfucking lead guitar]
I hope you`re not offended
By this little tune of mine
So girls please don`t start to flip out
To say cunt is no crime
The littlest piglet in the litter
is called the runt
[Chorus]