(LYRICS # MUSIC @) 1:31
What a fucked up world
Or is it my fucked up head?
The only way you are cool
Is if you`re gay or dead
Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy
I never get any chicks
But it`s better than a gun,
Or a dick in the mouth
Is there any place to be for
A normal straight guy like me?
Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy
Maybe I should pierce my butt
Or get a few tattoos
Maybe I should wear a dress
Or be a homo like you
Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy
Yeah, that`s right
I`m a straight, normal, girl fuckin`
Coffee drinkin`
Titty suckin`
Cigarette smokin`
Seal killin`
Red neck ass bastard from hell