Idiot Savant — текст песни (Queers)

You know he read a couple books
And now he shoots me dirty looks
As if he thinks he`s better than me
A condescending attitude
Well I hate to tell you dude
Can`t even buy a vowel on your SAT`s

Some cruel prick told him he`s on the ball
Don`t hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call
He`s an idiot savant, a first class moron
He`s an idiot savant, a jackass indeed
He`s an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop
The next studying Geometry

He really made his parents proud
A regular Magna Cum Laud
Valedictorian of the urinal set
Is he a genius? Listen, bud
The man splits atoms with his butt
Don`t need his fingers to count to ten

He`s a Renaissance man of the world he`s doing well
He`s close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help
He`s an idiot savant, he`s a cloth-eared flop
He`s an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed
He`s an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard
Who drooled his way to a PhD

He`s way too smart to be fooled
By the likes of me or you
He knows what`s going on in the world
He thinks that Chili con carne
Is a Mexican farmer
And RuPaul is just a real tall girl

He`ll show you who`s really the better man
As he asks you if you`d like some fries with that
He`s an idiot savant in a 30 point font
He`s an idiot savant, a walking dictionary
He`s an idiot savant, ask him what he wants
Just to go down on history

[Repeat first chorus]