Welcome To The Club — текст песни (Joe Walsh)

Standin` in the runway
Wavin` at the plane
There goes everything you own
You called home collect
And they didn`t know your name
Starin` at the telephone


You thought he was a doctor
Now he says he`s not
But the noices seem to tell for sure
And according to the symptoms
It isn`t all you got
A shame they haven`t found a cure


Didn`t know the reason
You start to feel the rub
You know it isn`t easy
Well, welcome to the club
Well, you thought they`d take it lightly


They`re actin` kinda rash
Caught you in a loadin` zone
So they smile very politely
Relieved you of your cash
Suddenly you`re all alone


You play the double agent
You bug eachother`s phone
You got the place surrounded
There ain`t nobody home


It`s gettin` hard to please `em
You start to feel the rub
You know it isn`t easy
Well, welcome to the club
Come on and join us in the club