I`m just an ordinary average guy
My friends are all boring
And so am I
We`re just ordinary average guys
We all live ordinary average lives
With average kids
And average wives
We all go bowling at the bowling lanes
Drink a few beers
Bowl a few frames
We`re just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
And every Saturday we work in the yard
Pick up the dog do
Hope that it`s hard (whaf whaf)
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend`s got a Chrysler
I`ve got a Dodge
We`re just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guy
Ordinary average guy
Ordinary average guy
Ordinary average average guys