I won`t be a big fat nothing, `cause that just ain`t me
I won`t be your boyfriend because you`re just so ugly
I won`t be
I won`t be
I won`t be no one but me <i>[x2]
I won`t be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke
I won`t be your boyfriend because I just can`t stand you
[Chorus]