I turn you on at 6 o`clock
why is it that you`re such a cock
You smile and tell me that it`s a good evening
Then you put on that stupid frown
talk about the bullshit going down
It`s hard to stop myself from leaving
When you`re looking like there`s something wrong
and looking like it won`t be long
till you tell me all 10,000 people are dying
then you wipe off that stupid frown
why don`t you take a look around
It`s hard to stop myself from crying
I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson
why can`t you see it`s just a game
Your Christian viewpoint`s just the same
as the arsehole that some phony judge is trying
I`m sure that were all well aware that Roger Climpson dyes his hair
doesn`t it make you wonder if he`s lying?