I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
I`m not embarassed to go out,
It wouldn`t be the first
I`ve looked underneath evertyhing
the place is such a mess
there`s stuff to do, I must go out,
it`s probably for the best
I couldn`t find my pants today
I think it`s probably better that way
I used to dream I was at scool
and running with no pants
that nigthmare has become my dream
it`s difficult to grasp
even though I must avoid a visit from the cops
there`s nothing I like better than
to walk up to the shops