I know that we all have differences
I`m not bothered `cause I`ve seen them all
I`m the best guy you`re ever going to meet
I won`t listen to your point of view
I know everything
I know every paradox in politics
I`ve been every place around the world
On every subject I`m a known authority
No need to argue `cause it won`t get through
I know it won`t be long
`til all my closest friends have come and gone
Freedom, I don`t know what it means
The right to hate is part of me it seems
I know everything from history
I don`t need to watch the news
I find it easy with my vast intelligence
No one tells me anything new
I often wonder why no one talks to me
They must be threatened by my charm and grace
I know everything about everything
I`m especially witty when I`m off my face