I turn on the T.V. as switch off my head
It`s almost like bad fiction I have already read,
well I think I`ll come around and shoot your parents instead.
But then I`d go to gaol and I don`t like being cooped up inside.
I may have lost my self-respect but I`ve still got my pride.
I would steal a car but I don`t know how to drive.
The common law that binds us and that keepsus in place
Is often misconstrued as a god-awful waste
And it starts to unwind with a kick in the face.
Legal. That`s just not.
I would take a cricket bat to a jewellery store
That`s if I had a spine and it was within the law
I would give you the keys to the whole shopping mall.
I would take a cash machine and run down the street
That`s if I had some muscles and was quick on my feet
I`m afraid it`s a fact that I`m inherently weak
And that`s just not legal.
I turn on the T.V. as I switch of my head
I wonder should I go out or just rot here in bed
or I could burn down a school just to show that I cared
Senseless acts of violence are not really my game
I`m much too scared of getting caught or even worse-maimed
and to swim with no arms well it`s just not the same.
That`s just not legal.