I Don`t Play Basketball — текст песни (Bad News Bears, The)

Hey! You`re pretty tall, Matt!
yeah
How tall are you?
6`7``
SIX FOOT SEVEN!? wow. youre one tall glass of water... HUH? WORD UP?
yeah
Hey! do you play Basketball?
Funny you should ask

People come up to me and say YO HOMIE GEE... THATS WACK! If you were playing b-ball you`d be the MACK... DADDY... yah!

Well nevertheless no matter what they say
I don`t want to be a jock strap playin on the court.
Tryin` to improve my average points per game,
Workin` out runnin` laps..
wearin tight shorts

It`s all just a sterotype that it should not becoming tall...
that I should be shootin` hoops
That I should play basketball

I don`t play basketball (x8)

People come up to me and say YO HOMIE GEE... THATS WACK! (heyheyhey)
If you were playing b-ball you`d be the MACK... DADDY... ! (fart)(meow)

It`s all just a sterotype that it should not becoming tall...
that I should be shootin` hoops
That I should play basketball (errr) Let`s go

So don`t ask

I don`t play basketball (no he doesn`t play)
I don`t play basketball (no no no)
I don`t play basketball (he doesn`t ever play)
I don`t play... basketball