Everywhere I go, everyone I see,
knows the secret languishing down inside of me.
A change of scene could be the key,
go to the cupboard, take out the bottle and splash it all over me.
But it`s Transylvanian Perfume swirling round,
release the beast that hides behind your brow.
Transylvanian Perfume drink it in,
it`s the musk of lust as it`ll take you up where you`ve never ever been.
It`s duty free,
it`s real scary.
It`s a magnet glue,
it`s the stuff for you .. this stuff is tough !
Ply `em with a drink to get `em hooked,
I`m an evil essence, no odour clone, I can`t be overlooked.
Watch `em for a while I gotta` choose,
the night is young, the moon is bright an` I got my blue suede shoes.