Well, I`m a lonesome schoolboy
and I just came into town
Yeah, I`m a lonesome schoolboy
and I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out
Well, I wait in Leicester Square
with a come-hither look in my eye
Yeah, I`m leaning on Nelsons Column
but all I do is talk to the lime
Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money,
but I know where to put it every time
Well, I asked a young policeman
if he`d only lock me up for the night
Well, I`ve had pigs in the farmyard,
some of them, some of them, they`re alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
and his helmet was way too tight
Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I ain`t got no money,
but I know where to put it every time
I`m a lonesome schoolboy