Mr. Telephone man
There`s something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby`s number
I get a click everytime
Mr. Telephone man
There`s something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby`s number
I get a click everytime
When I dial 611 to get a service
She said, Hello, may I help you please?
I told her, Something must be wrong with my phone
Cuz my baby wouldn`t hang up on me
Mr. Telephone man
There`s something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby`s number
I get a click everytime
Mr. Telephone man
There`s something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby`s number
I get a click everytime
She let the phone ring 20 times before she answered
Let me tell you what happen then
A minute later - I got the operator
Saying, Please hang up and place your call again, Baby
Mr. Telephone man
There`s something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby`s number
I get a click everytime
Mr. Telephone man
Somethin`s wrong with my line
When I dial my baby`s number
I get a click everytime
Some strange man is on the telephone (The telephone)
Keeps telling me my baby ain`t home (That she`s not home)
She ain`t got no party line
This situation`s blowin` my mind
Oh! I just can`t take this anymore
[SPOKEN]:
Please operator
See what you can do
I dialed the right number
But I still couldn`t get though
Would you just check the line
Just one more time if you can
I`m pretty sure my phone wouldn`t be answered by no man
Mr. Telephone man
There`s something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby`s number
I get a click everytime
Mr. Telephone man
Somethin`s wrong with my line
I try to dial her number
I get a click everytime
Must be a bad connection
I give `em all my love and affection (Oh sugar)
I just can`t take this no more
This situation blowin` my mind
Can`t get my baby on the line
I try dialing information (Mr. Telephone man)
I can`t get no cooperation (Mr. Telephone man)
System on the phone
Telling me my baby ain`t at home
Ahh baby
I just can`t take this anymore
Help me out
Please Mr. Telephone man
Help me out
Please Mr. Telephone man