In the supermarket there is music while you work
It drives you crazy, sends you screaming for the door
Work there for a year or two and you cant get to like it
I dont work in supermarkets anymore
Its so easy, its so easy
Grab can, lift arm, stack can, turn around
Its so easy, its so easy
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
Do the instant mash, make an instant smash
Doin the instant mash
In the discorama theres a dj tries to charm ya
They got flashin lights to dance to if youre shy
Red for treble, green for bass, theyre wired in sequence round the place
You wait till ten, then try take off your tie
Its so easy, its so easy
Lift hand, flick wrist, drop hand, turn around
Its so easy, its so easy
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
Do the instant mash, make some instant cash
Doin the instant mash
In the cinema tonight they sit and watch the robots fight
The human beings dont have much to say
Robots making lots of cash and all they eat is instant mash
Oh wouldnt you just love to be that way?
Its so easy, its so easy
Heat it, beat it, eat it, turn around
Its so easy, its so easy
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
Do the instant mash, make an instant smash
Doin the instant mash