{*a parody of Color Me Badd`s song I Wanna Sex You Up*}
Step outside, take off your coat
You got me so mad I wanna slit your throat
You puked on my food spilled food on my tux
And you take it out on me just because your life sucks
I think you`ve had a little too much wine
Now I dare you to step accross that line
You think that you`re great, but you`re such a faker
So now I think it`s time that you meet your maker
I`m gonna make you feel real bad
I`ll beat you so you`ll never get up
Your face will soon be part of the road
And this is what I`ll do
I Wanna Beat You Up
I Wanna Beat You Up
You spilled crap on all my clothes
Come a little closer I`m-a break your nose
I`ll rip and tear you up limb by limb
And the same to anybody who will try to help him
You had to push me just far enough
That talkin` won`t work so I gotta act tough
I`ll knock your tongue down your throat so far
That the next words you say will come out as a fart
I`m gonna make you feel real bad
I`ll beat you so you`ll never get up
Your face will soon be part of the road
And this is what I`ll do
I Wanna Beat You Up
I Wanna Beat You Up
Beat your face in all night long
I Wanna Beat You Up
You`re such a wimp, no you`re not strong
I put my fist right through his head
I Wanna Beat You Up
Call the morgue, I think he`s dead