In the supermarket there is music while you work
It drives you crazy, sends you screaming for the door
Work there for a year or two and you can`t get to like it
I don`t work in supermarkets anymore
It`s so easy, it`s so easy
Grab can, lift arm, stack can, turn around
It`s so easy, it`s so easy
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
Do the instant mash, make an instant smash
Doin` the instant mash
In the Discorama there`s a DJ tries to charm ya
They got flashin` lights to dance to if you`re shy
Red for treble, green for bass, they`re wired in sequence round the place
You wait till ten, then try take off your tie
It`s so easy, it`s so easy
Lift hand, flick wrist, drop hand, turn around
It`s so easy, it`s so easy
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
Do the instant mash, make some instant cash
Doin` the instant mash
In the cinema tonight they sit and watch the robots fight
The human beings don`t have much to say
Robots making lots of cash and all they eat is instant mash
Oh wouldn`t you just love to be that way?
It`s so easy, it`s so easy
Heat it, beat it, eat it, turn around
It`s so easy, it`s so easy
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
Do the instant mash, make an instant smash
Doin` the instant mash