featuring Eminem
*send corrections directly to typist*
[Eminem]
If I`m elected for ten terms
I`m renewing the staff after the inagural
And hiring all girls as interns
If I don`t like you I`ll snatch you outta your mic booth
While you`re rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
I`ll take you straight to the pavement
Uppercut you and scrape your face wit a bracelet
Like a razor that shaved it
Three drinks and I`m ready to flash
Runnin on stage in a G-string, wit a bee sting on my ass (Look!)
It`s probably all cuz I ain`t awkward at all
I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
And have a relapse after I just fought through withdrawl
(Hop in the car little girl, I just bought you a doll)
The Bad and Evil movement is comin
Plus the music is pumpin like a pill freak wit a tube in his stomach
I write a rhyme a day
So it`s no wonder how come your whole album
Is soundin like a bunch of shit that I would say
Whether it`s one verse or one letter
I`ll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun ever
It`s Slim Shady and Tony Touch, it`s only us
The rest of y`all are just stuck in the middle wit Monie Love