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I never drink and drive
`Cuz I might spill my drink
[Chorus]
Give me the keys, I`m OK
Quit tellin` me I`m drunk, I only had five Hurricanes
Quit bein` such a Puritan, I`m a mega-turrican (?)
Wakin` up and it`s all a blur again
If I`m alive...
If I`m alive...
If I`m alive...
If I`m still alive...
Red Skull more like skull and crossbones
Took my driver`s test straight pilin` over the cones
It ain`t funny so don`t you dare chuckle
Drivin` hella drunk without my beltbuckle
Fuck you, I`m OK
That`s what they all say
Already got a suspended license
Smokin` weed in my ride and lightin` incense
Not knowin` it could be gone in an instant
Pistons pumpin`, slumpin`
Over the steering wheel
So many drunk drivers on the road
It`s killing fields
Who gives a fuck?
If I get caught all I get
Is a slap on the wrist
My license tooken is a bitch
But I still drive with a D.U.I.
Crash, see my passenger fly
Through the windshield
It`s hard to see you die
Heads crushed, necks severed from the shards
That`s what happens playing with a wild card
How do you feel on trial for killin` your girl?
Nineteen years old, the end of the world
Don`t know what to do
Pop`s is gonna` kill you
Twelve gauge shotgun to your grill smooth
Got you in a predicament
If I`m drivin` drunk I`ve got a sickness
Some fool`s is shiftless
Like me, gifted
Student GPA: four point oh
Blood alcohol level past that though
(scratched:)
I never drink and drive
`Cuz I might spill my drink
[Chorus]
Three o`clock, time to go
One more line of coke with cognac
But my cognitive skills ain`t on the shit
What now Sherlock?
Key to the lock
My friend`s is tellin` me to stop
Damn near down the block
I found cops in the bushes peekin`
Plus it`s the weekend and I`m off the deep end
I roll through an alley way, can`t see
Getting ansy I hop on the interstate but it`s late
Cops patrol but I don`t give a fuck though
I swerve to the right and get stuck in a mudhole
Check the rearview, the coast is clear
Tryin` to focus here but I can`t
Drunk as hell, bust a rail
Now I`m sailin` off the cliff
High off the spliff, plus a fifth
I bust my shit
Now I`m rollin` down the side like a suicide
What will my family do if I die?
Tension builds, I went through hills and trees
Stopped by a redwood first thing broke was knees
I feel pain then a split second later
Car burst into flames, they won`t know my name
They`ll have to check my dental records
My body is charred
Burnt to a crisp soon as the car flipped the crash
That`s my ass, a thing of the past
Already dead by the impact of airbags
(scratched:)
I never drink and drive
`Cuz I might spill my drink
If I`m alive...
If I`m alive, If I`m still alive...
If I`m alive...
If I`m alive, If I`m still alive...
Skull and crossbones
Poisonous pathways
(8X)
