Feeling Groovy — текст песни (Queers)

I`m feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I`m a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I`m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain`t so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I`m feeling so groovy
I`m feeling so groovy it sucks
Phone`s disconnected, hey I`ll never learn
Just eleven more months `til my income tax returns
I`m really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Alpo`s mine now, hey it`s great
Say I`m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain`t so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Kicked out of the Webelos
[Chorus]
Well I was walking down the street
With my head held high
Thinking everything was alright
When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
Man that`s the story of my life
Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I`m Joe Queer
I`m not really that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin TIn today
His Alpo`s mine now, hey it`s great
Say I`m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain`t so
I`ve gone completely out of hand
I want Dan Vapid in my band
[Chorus]