Santa Has a Mullet — текст песни (nerf herder)

Santa`s got a mullet and he`s coming christmas eve
Santa`s got a mullet, he`s bringing gifts for you and me
Frosty`s got a stovepipe hat
And rudolphs nose is red
Santa`s got a mullet
Sitting on his head.

Santa`s got a mullet, keep on looking our for him
Driving in his hotrod, with the killer rims
Santa`s got a mullet
As he`s streaking through the night
Jamming to Foghat
And drinkings Coor`s Light

Singing Fa la la la...
Singing Fa la la la...

Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,
Santa`s wearing Oakleys, and he`s looking mighty sharp
Santa`s got a mullet, and presents for all of ya
I thought he was from the Northpole but he must be from Canada
Oh yeah Santa`s coming, don`t you worry, he won`t be long
Santa`s got a mullet
Santa`s got
Yeah Santa`s got
Santa`s got... a schlong