Pantera Fans In Love — текст песни (nerf herder)

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
We`re gonna put an end to alternative rock
We`ll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
But they wouldn`t let us make the metal sign
No they wouldn`t let us make the metal sign

I`ll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It`s hard to eat when you`re headbanging
Makin` out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn`t sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that`s where we`ll meet
We are Pantera fans in love

What`s with these punk rock nerds, they can`t even sing
I wish we`d never heard of The Offspring
A candlelit dinner, now we`re holding hands
I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
We went miniature golfing but we didn`t get far
Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now

I`ll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It`s hard to eat when you`re headbanging
Makin` out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn`t sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that`s where we`ll meet
We are Pantera fans in love
We are we are Pantera fans in love

We saw Ozzy on our first date
Our special song is Crazy Train
Makin` out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn`t sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that`s where we`ll meet
We are Metallica fans
We are Megadeth fans
We are Manowar fans in love
We are Pantera fans in love