I`ve Got A Boner For Christmas — текст песни (nerf herder)

I`ve got a boner for Christmas

Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain`t made of coal
I`ve got a boner for Christmas

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I`m the stuffing
I`ve got a boner for Christmas

Singin` joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh

Go!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I`ve got a boner for Christmas

All year you`ve been in a rut
This time let`s do it in the butt
I`ve got a boner for Christmas

Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I`ve got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas