I know a fool who blows a horn
He comes from way down South, oh yeah
And you ain`t seen some blowin` since you been born
Like when a trombone`s to his mouth
He wails and moans, grunts and groans
He can moan just like a cow
And you ain`t seen some blowin` since you been born
Cause he won`t show them how
Chorus:
Oh Charlie won`t you play that thing
I mean it`s my trombone
Make it talk
Make it sing
I mean it`s my trombone
If Gabriel knew how you could blow
He`d let you lead his band I know
Oh Charlie won`t you play that thing
I mean it`s my trombone
Chorus
Now you ain`t seen such movin` hips
Like when the trombone do his licks
Charlie Green play that thing
I mean it`s my trombone
Oh yeah, I mean it`s my trombone