I`d be happy to humiliate myself
I`d be happy to bend over just to be somebody
Be somebody
Be somebody
I`d do anything for ten seconds of fame
I`d be happy to bend over just to be somebody
Be somebody
Be somebody
Fly me to some tropical island today
Where I can tempt your brains away
Lock me in a bunker for a year or two
The tabloids love it and so do you
That`s entertainment!
That`s entertainment!
I`d be happy to humiliate myself
I`d be happy to bend over just to be somebody
Be somebody
Be somebody
I`d do anything for ten seconds of fame
I`d be happy to bend over just to be somebody
Be somebody
Be somebody
Young, old, singles, husbands and wives
I give meaning to your worthless lives
And when it`s all over and I leave your TV
Half the country will need therapy
That`s entertainment!
That`s entertainment!