When you turn around baby,
Ill be watching you,
I can see through you,
Maybe then youll see,
That I aint playing.
Im to be taken seriously.
You know what Im saying? .
And so the story goes.
One night when I was shaking,
And I definately wasnt faking,
I was lost in a trance,
Doing my own dance,
My girls on my side,
Were concentrating on the music playing,
And the speakers vibrating,
I shut my eyes, and the next thing I knew,
All I could smell was leather and brute,
Imposing on my groove, standing on my side,
And licking your lips, and rocking your thighs,
I wanted to die laughing, at your serious,
Ive come to save you expression,
But I held my breath and said who are you?
Baby, my name is drew,
Im gonna make you my bitch,
Maximum tender,
Feminine gender,
Come on baby its time to surrender,
Im drew,
(so what you gonna go)
I just want to get into you,
Hey bitch dont be so uptight,
We can make a date through tonight,
And then before hell breaks loose,
Ill just turn up the juice.
I say:
Hey all you people my name is mr smalls,
And some of the girls are saying I am the one with the greatest heart,
No matter where I go (gimme a break) no matter who I show
And Im mr smalls
(is that right, wait now),
I stomped this joint from top to toe,
I found nothing but half pint two bit guys,
Acting out the parts, who might have been charming,
Some are in a movie being batman and robin,
Its not the way you look, cause you aint half bad,
Its the way you act that makes me sad,
You know you think youre finger licking and thats the problem,
Looking rightin the mirror aint gonna solve it,
Thats something special deep inside,
Called heart and soul might give you style,
All that time you sent looking at yourself,
Youre so transparent,
It makes me sick
Baby you said Im vain,
But Ive got so much to gain,
For instance if I had you,
Heres what I would do,
Dine you by candlelight,
Hold you baby all through the night,
And the love that I give to you
Will be cooking like your mamas stew
I say:
Hey all you people,
(sorry? )
My name is mr. smalls
(I didnt hear that!)
And some of the girls are saying
I am the one with the greatest heart
(the greatest what? )
Everywhere I go, no matter who show,
(dont try me)
Im mr. smalls
Give me some more
I aint impressed,
I aint getting undressed just yet,
Im saving my personal stash,
For a male who can handle me with care,
I dont beat around the bush,
Cruise a little, wicked and slow,
I cant take none of that degenerate stuff,
A little discretion can melt me like butter,
And Ill give you sweet love,
til you cry to your mother,
We can wear out the backbone in my couch,
You care where I am, what Im about,
Im not about to change, more or less,
I know whats morally right for me,
There are certain conditions you see
Hey all you people,
My name is mr. smalls,
And some of the girls are saying Im the one with the greatest heart,
Everywhere I go,
No matter who I show,
And Im mr. smalls
Hey all you people,
My name is mr. smalls,
And some of the girls are saying Im the one with the greatest heart,
Everywhere I go,
No matter who I show,
And Im mr. smalls
(Ive heard everything this is tops)
Hey drew why is it you got to treat ladies like they were hanging off a meat hook, thats you problem man?
My problem, my problem is you got an attitude!
Yeah and you know what you leave us with...
What?
...feminine itch
Ah thats cool! I can dig that, youre a bitch baby!
I aint gonna be your bitch!
You what? ? ?
Im finished with you drew!
Ah come on baby...
Forget it youre tired!
If you want to call your mama you can use my car phone!
Yeah, your car phone, Ill phone australia... Ill phone panama... Im the phone way down in mississippi
Thats cool, Ill pay the rent! next week now baby, we can do this like, brutis...
Im going on my own, see you later honey, later, much much much much much much later.
? ? ? [well I might give you a ring]
Where you from gilly g
Birmingham
Aaah! well thats all right then
Lets be friends, how many of us have them, lets be friends
