Entertain Me — текст песни (Freak Kitchen)

A neighbour stole my VCR
CanВґt afford to fill up my car
ItВґs been a while since I paid the rent
I wonder where that money went

Fox & Scully just disappeared
Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard
Broke a rib trying to find the bed
The lights are out and the phone is dead

Or is it my head

Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh Вґtil I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Crack a joke Вґtil I canВґt take no more

My girl is gone and soВґs the cat
The junk I eat is making me fat
The virus-scan fucked up last night
While I was jerking off to a neat website

Spent my bucks on apathy
Precious, precious enemy
The landlordВґs dog just ate my shoe
My buddyВґs busy sniffinВґ glue

IВґm thinking about you

Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh Вґtil I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Slip for me Вґtil I canВґt take no more

Take your hypocritic pointers
And shove Г©m up your ass
DonВґt need your condescending attitude
Find somebody else to harass