I`d Come Back To Me — текст песни (Roger Miller)

Well if birds flew under water if a dollar bill was a dime
Boy I wouldn`t things be crazy but maybe then you come around sometime
If steamships flew the skyways and honey wouldn`t made by the bee
If black was blue if I was you I`d come back to me
There`s no way for you to know how much did I miss you so
The world would have turn upside in if you`d have to be mine again
Well now if airplanes all flew backwards and the moon was in bottom of the sea
If one was two if I was you I`d come back to me
[ pam pam pam ]
What if everything got reversed po` boys eat caviar
And rich folks took the ride on Santa Fe boxcars
My hopes for your returning look hopeless as can be
If one was two if I was you I`d come back to me
There`s no way for you to know...