I was hangin with my buddies at the no-tell motel bar
Solvin every problem in the world with a drink and an imitation cuban cigar.
When in walked an angel built for sin,
On the arm of somethin that the cat drug in...
M- hmm, shes way too cute for him.
That boys gotta have something
But its nothin I can see
Is it a swiss account? a fancy car?
Or a well-heeled family tree?
Dont wanna get too down on that poor lil guy
Who must be eddie van halen in a great disguise
cause a girl like that can name her who or when
Shes way too cute for him
Whats he got that I aint got?
Im ready and willin to learn
Just give me one more shot cause like it or not
Right now hes got her!
Is he some kind of surgeon imported from france?
Does he move like michael jackson when she gets him to dance?
Does he sing like sinatra?
Does he spend like trump?
Whats a queen like that doin with forest gump?
Does he always take the checker at the indy 5?
Hold some kind of record as the oldest alive?
Must be cia, or have some high powered friends
Shes way too cute for him
Somebody give me a clue, help me understand
That girls way too cute for him!