I Will Lick Your Asshole — текст песни (Regurgitator)

I`m like Mr. Clifford Richard, I`m wired for sound
And when I get myself a mic you won`t want to be around
I`m off like a note on care in Karen`s Day Tripper
I`m faking all my lines like that dolphin called flipper
Send chills down your spine like the strings in Billy Jean
I`m so far underground that I`m a one person scene
I`m overly thorough just like David Attenborough
When he`s Whisperin` in the jungle
Like they`re working undercover
Evidence irrefutable
I`m squarer than a cublicle
I hug the straight and narrow
Like a Julie Arrows musical
I derail and fail with abstract verse I fail to curtail
The rythmical measures and pleasurable endeavors never sail
I`m lacking in ambition
Simply no predisposition
And when I hit the stage I lose all composition
I never liked it loud coz crowded places scare me
I dig the rock roll as much as Peter Paul and Mary

...Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your (beep)

I`m the host with the most uber Guy Smiley
I got the special effects like the BBC man
I got the flow like malmsteen got chops
It seems that I`m so bad
They`ll get L.L. to call the cops
beats so hard
They be bustin up your spleen
and I got more rhymes than Dern`s hair got sheen
I put flash in the dance just like Irene cara (2:23)
And I got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara

/* ????
I`m the Asisiatic Australasiatic */
Instamatic rythm box static addict
I got the juice and all else got pith
And I`m tough under pressure just like Sarah Jane Smith

...Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick your
Arsehole
I will lick...... (beep)