All the guys that look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls they get so impressed
It maked me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
it`s `95 not `69
I don`t think it`s very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ
Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns
And everyone knows they`re just
The biggest jerks around
I`m askingyou on bending knees
Change your hairdo, won`t you please
Lose that ponytail, you`ll see
That you`d be so cool like me
Won`t you won`t you cut it, dude
Won`t you won`t you cut it, dude
Won`t you won`t you cut it, dude
That you`d be so cool like me