Jilted John — текст песни (Jilted John)

Ive been going out with a girl

Her name is Julie

But last night she said to me

when we were watching telly

(this is what she said)

She said listen John I love you

But there`s this bloke I fancy

I dont want to two time you

So its the end for you and me

Who`s this bloke I asked her

goooooordon she replied

Not THAT puff I said dismaid

yes but he`s no puff she cried - he`s more a man than you`ll ever be



Here we go, two three four





I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop

When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop

And guess who was with him

Yeah Julie- and they were both laughing at me

oh, she is cruel and heartless

to pack me for Gordan

Just cos he`s better looking than me

just cos he`s cool and trendy



but I know hes a moron , Gordon is a moron

Gordon is a moron, gordon is a moron