I`m really not a jerk.
I know how to dance.
I`m never gonna work.
I wear designer pants.
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts.
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts.
I don`t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don`t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.
Now I got a job.
My foreman`s name is Bob.
He`s really quite a guy.
He blows me all the time.
My girlfriend says she loves me.
Her mother says so, too.
I`m lifting weights most every day.
Won`t take no shit from you.
I don`t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don`t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.