Won`t U Please B Nice — текст песни (Nellie McKay)

If you would sit

Oh so close to me

That would be nice

Like it`s supposed to be

If you don`t I`ll slit your throat

So won`t you please be nice

If you would hug your arms right around me

That would be snug

Like it`s supposed to be

If we part I`ll eat your heart

So won`t you please be nice



Oh don`t you love this romancing

Know that it`s your life you`re chancing

Isn`t it nice

Now you`ve married me

Sugar and spice

Like it`s supposed to be

If you go i`ll get your dough

So won`t you please be nice



Stop with your jazz oratory

I only listen to top forty

N`Sync rules

Isn`t it nice

Together we`ll always live

No sacrifice

We`ll vote conservative

If you run I`ll pull a gun

Give me head or you`ll be dead

Salute the flag or I`ll call you a fag

Oh won`t you please be nice