I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playing Santa
Not because of any talent but because I was the
only one the suit would fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky kids were hopping
on my lap with their fingers in my beard,
I guess they thought that I was really it
She sat down on my lap and said to me
I`m twenty three and I need someone
You look like someone who could play with me
Stay with me, all day with me
`Cause I`m in no man`s land
Can`t seem to find a real man
You know I`m lookin` for a steel man
She said I`m in no man`s land
I`m gonna show you a real good time
I`d gladly pay you double overtime
She was beggin` to be mine, but my job was on the line
Should I say or should I go? I just didn`t know
...Hmmmm
I left fifty kids standin` in line, they were whining, they were crying
and their mothers they were screaming in hysterics and I swear
I never heard such profanity
I dropped my suit on the floor,
they were trying to block the door
They were calling her a whore
They were driven to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Benz,
dirty blond split ends in the breeze
She said I want to put you under my tree
You`re just a little gift from me to me
`Cause I`m in no man`s land
Can`t seem to find a real man
You know I`m lookin` for a steel man
She said I`m in no man`s land
You know I`m ready for a real good time
I`d gladly pay you double overtime
She had money all her life
She wasn`t lookin` to become my wife
She said, I hope you understand,
I just want a nightful of man, Sonny
She didn`t notice I was thin with a delicate chin
Nor the softness of my skin, nor the scent of my other personalities
She didn`t see through my disguise - didn`t see it in my eyes
She was in for a surprise when she discovered my emotional plurality
She said Come and lay down on the floor with me
It`s warmer here by the fire
She didn`t know that there was more of me
She`d have to learn to love all four of me
`Cause I`m in no man`s land
I`m lookin` for the real me
If only I could feel me
You know I`m in no man`s land
Sometimes I gotta play me
It`s really hard to stay me
Hey, I`m in no mans land
I`m looking for the real me
If only I could feel me
You know I`m in no man`s land
Sometimes I gotta play me
It`s really hard to stay me
Oh, I`m in no man`s land
I`m looking for the real me
If only I could feel me
