Heard him on the radio, seen him on tv,
watched his movies he didn`t impress me.
He`s in the Whitehouse, i`m in the doledrums,
someone`s gotta get him, before his time comes.
I`m no waster, my times well spent,
gunning for the president.
I`m on a mission, gone hell bent,
gunning for the president.
As president of the United States,
he`s got some trouble, with his enlarged prostate.
Disease up the nose, disease up the ass,
he knows the secret, Irangate cash.
I`m the one guy,
who just couldn`t take it anymore.
I`ve seen more class, in a two bit whore.
Made your name in the world of let`s pretend,
and if its up to you, "dann ist der arson ab".
Clint`s on the trail now, a man with no name,
his morals are high, but the results the same.
Forget the gun laws, elect a mad man,
president Eastwood, the first lady magnum.