I bought a Porsche
And I`m leavin` Grand Rapids
Quit my job, quit my school,
Quit this place
My mother cried
My father was fried
Hey, I`ve got no time, man
I wanna say goodbye to my babes
I like girls
I dumped Sheila on Thursday
I`ll drop Melissa today
I`ll kiss some tears off of Donna
Ask if she`ll call on Shauna
Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
I like girls, I love `em to death
Hey Valentino! You goin` somewhere?
You wouldn`t sneak out on me, would you?
What`s that a blond hair?
He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn
I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
I`ll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
You see, my ultimate goal
Will be my life bein` told
In a penthouse letter that I can frame
And keep at home.
I like girls, I love `em, oh yeah
New luggage? Did you say you were going
Somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air.
Does she have a nice pair?
He was swallowed alive by the freeway
Turned into an ant on parade
He bravely drove off that beast
Aimed his car back to the east
Why be a snack at home?
I`m a feast, for the girls
I like girls, I really like `em
Well, well, well. Look who`s back. Run out of gas?
Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...
I left Donna and Shauna
And Katy and Carrie
Melissa and Dena
I just didn`t have any use for `em
I just want you
Really, no really, honest!
Oink off!