Fate`s Right Hand — текст песни (Rodney Crowell)

Cool as a rule you don`t learn in no school
You can`t brown nose the teacher from a dunce hat stool
It`s the hum and the rhythm of the birds and the bees
The momma`s and the poppa`s and the monkeys in the trees
It`s the brothers and the sisters living life on the street
Play a hunch pull the punch and you`ll likely get beat
By the junk food tattooed white dude true blued
Honky with an attitude coming unglued

Fate`s right hand.....I don`t understand at all

Billy loves women like a junky loves dope
Give him just enough rope and the monkey gon choke
She`s a Bill Blass combo maxed out mombo
D.K.N.Y. caught him in a lie
Ken Starr word man were talking absurd
Spending forty million dollars just to give a man the bird
He`s a king she`s a queen so the rap won`t stick
Get it on with a rubber and you won`t get sick

Fate`s right hand.....I don`t understand at all

Redrum dot com dim sum smart bombs
Double cappuccino and a heart like a tom tom
Ozone long gone that`s it I quit
Natural inclination says enough of this_____
brat pack black jack heart attack crack
We need another news channel like a hole in the back
There`s a 187 on the 405
And we all go to heaven on a hard disk drive

Fate`s right hand.....I don`t under stand at all

Hard rain fish seine hurricane Jane
Don`t forget about Carla when you`re talkin` about poon tang
Slow song on the bone rec hall dance
Double date Debbie with a pole in my pants
First comes love like it always did
Or we wouldn`t be talkin` bout The Houston kid
Po-dunk piss-chunk old dead skunk drunk
Trot/line Freddy`s got his dogs in the trunk
Fate`s right hand...I don`t under stand at all
Fate`s right hand...man I don`t under stand at all