You come home, you look kind of frantic
Too bad cause I feel romantic
I know youre stressed out again
Tonight - I guess - that were just friends again
You know Im really not the type to compete
I hope your meetings were filled with lots of good meet
And your appointments have lots of good ointments
? ? ? what you could never could satisfy
*** chorus ***
Cause I dont carry you like I did a minute ago
I tried to love you but it was just too stressful
Its like leavin your boots on when you go swimming
But I never will fight for what doesnt want to win
You wake up - Im doing cartwheels
Youre grumpy
Said, "try some how I feel"
"im happy" just wasnt no fun
Its hard enough just waking up next to one
You know if you were oatmeal - youd just look for lumps
If you were sweet Id call you sugarbumps
If you were the sunshine youd say I was
Well I am tired of this capricious game
*** chorus
A marital carnival
A marital carnival
A marital carnival
Stop!
I want to get off...
Sweetheart, Im gonna find myself a ride
One that doesnt bring me down this time
One that isnt always on the run
One that can have good old fashioned fun
Cause you know my purpose in life is nothing more
Is then to simply be a dork
Im just like a special chocolate treat
I aint no piece of leftover hot dogs...
*** chorus ***
I never will fight for
No!
I never will fight for
Ruff!
I never will fight for what doesnt want to win (winning)