Sponges — текст песни (The Arrogant Worms)

Can`t think of anything to sing about
Not much out there to sing about
The world`s okay, the weather`s fine
No need to sing about that

I`ll sing about

Sponges
Sponges yeah!
Sponges
Sponges yeah yeah
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!

There`s lots of songs of peace
Lots of songs of love
Even songs about peaches and Valkyries
No songs about

Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish
They`re real big and swim in oceans
Come in cans like hockey pucks
Tuna got their names `cause they don`t swim in pairs!

Get it? Tuna. Are there two of those fish? Nah! Two-nah! Two-nah! It`s funny! Hee hee! No? I like tuna.

Sponges
Sponges yeah!
Sponges
Sponges yeah yeah
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges suck, sponges suck
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
And countertops and baby`s noses
They suck up soap and when you squeeze them out they make
Bubbles!
Bubbles!
Bubbles!

Sponges