Terry Bozzio (drums)
Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)
Adrian Belew (guitar)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Patrick O`Hearn (bass)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
It was the BLACKEST NIGHT!
There was no MOON in sight!
(You know the stars ain`t shinin`
`Cause the sky`s too tight)
I heard the SCARY WIND!
I seen some UGLY TREES!
There was a WEREWOLF honkin`,
`Long the side of me!
I`m MEAN `n I`m BAD, (y`know I ain`t no SISSY)
Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of `CHRISSY`
Talkin` about her `N MY BIKE `N ME...
`N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY, (mystery)
(How `re you doin`?)
I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS
Acted WEIRD up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little BEER
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin` on..."
But there was NO REPLY
`Cause SHE WAS GONE!
"Where`s those TITTIES I like so well,
`n` my GODDAM BEER!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin` twig, `n up jumped THE DEVIL!
(He`s about THIS BIG!)
He had a RED SUIT on
An` a WIDOW`S PEAK
An` then a POINTED TAIL
`N like a SULPHUR REEK,
Yes, it was HIM awright,
I swear I KNOWED IT WAS!
He had some HUMAN FLESH
Stuck underneath his CLAWS
You know, it looked to me
Like it was TITTY SKIN!
I said, "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!"
(`Cause I was MAD at him!)
He just got out his floss
`N started cleanin` his fang
So I shot him with my shooter,
Said: BANG! BANG! BANG!
Then the sucker just laughed `n said: "Put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY?
"Yeah! TITTIES `N ALL!"
WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN?
"Now, were the cans THIS tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS?
"Would I LIE to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY!
"Yeah, THIS is TRUE."
DON`T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"Well, you know, I can`t complain when the checks come through..."
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY,
Oh yeah?
`N I WANT MY BEER
Hah!
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP!
NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR?
Look:
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am THE DEVIL, do you UNDERSTAND?
Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your
TITTIES AND BEER?
I suppose you noticed this little
CONTRACT here..."
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE!
Don`t call me that!
THAT`S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
I LEARNED WRITIN` FOR!
GIMME THAT PAPER! BET YER HORNS I`LL SIGN!
BECAUSE I NEED A BEER, `N IT`S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN` TIME!
"Man, you can`t fool ME! You ain`t THAT bad!
Oh yeah?
Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I`VE HAD!
There was MILHOUS NIXON `N AGNEW TOO!
`N both of those suckers was WORSE `N YOU!"
LET`S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT`S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU`RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO...WHATCHA
GONNA DO?
HEH?
Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I don`t know man, you know...
I just don`t know about this...
What?
See, cause I...
Listen, you`re...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it ain`t got nothin` to do with nerve...
You`re supposed to be the devil!
It`s got to do...
You`re supposed to be bad!
It`s got to do with style, fool!
I don`t know if you`ve the right style to get into hell,
you know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to God
truth,
I`m very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...that`s...that`s what makes me wonder
But I have...I, I think I have something that
you may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
It`s a mean little sucker
`Bout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You can`t give it back
You gotta keep it forever
An` that`s a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? Am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, Reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, that`s real tough!
I bet you`re real bad!
Listen fool, you`ve got to prove to me that you`re rough
enough to get into hell
That you`ve got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkin`...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethin`
Alright!
I`ll prove to you that I`m bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothers
for eight fuckin` years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now you`re talkin` about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, motherfucker!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
if we`re gonna come to some kind of agreement,
I`ve got to know what you`re all about, you know...
`Cause I don`t know if you`re the right type for the...
for the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
OK...
My problem is that I don`t belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I don`t even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, I`m a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties `n beer, you know
No! What?
Titties `n beer!
No! No man, you`re joking...
Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer...
What? No! No please... No! Not that! Oh no man, no!
Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer...
No! No! No! No! No! Not titties `n beer!
Oh I can`t stand titties `n beer!...
Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer...
(I`m in you! I`m in you!)
Oh no! No! No! Wait...
Ah! Look at this! What am I gonna do with this thing?
...Wait, wait, please no!
Hey! Look at this!
"No! Don`t sign it! Give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, `cause...that`s
MAGIC INK!"
Then THE DEVIL barfed
`N out jumped my girl
They heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN`
All around the world, she said:
"I GOT THREE BEERS `N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
AN` I`M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO FUCK
YOU CLOWNS!"
Then she gave us THE FINGER!
(It was rigid `n stiff)
That`s when THE DEVIL, she FARTED
An` SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF!
THE DEVIL WAS MAD!
(I took off to my pad)
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
Alright!
