Words and music by dar williams
Ron and nancy got the house but sid and nancy rule
I died 8 years ago Im still a legend at my high school
I stole a chevy and I wrapped it round a tree
But thats ok cause no ones gonna make the next century
Im up in heaven now they say Im here to stay
Where the clouds are really puffy and the angels sing every day
Alleluia alleluia alleluia, wo-oh . . .
The cafeterias got everything its gonna drive me mad
Cause it looks just like a big hawaiian party that my mother had
Its like the worst elvis film Ive ever seen
Technicolor luau all on technicolor green
Theres camping trips and donkey rides and singing round the fire
And they signed me up for surfing
But they cant get me in the choir
Alleluia alleluia alleluia, wo-oh . . .
But there she was this morning getting fitted for her wings
Leather boots magenta hair and saying nasty things
Id say she was an angel but its stupid and its obvious
I said youll hate it here cause were the only ones like us
Its crypto-fascist mania its silicon deliria
Yeah, she said, youre right, but I like the cafeteria
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Hey God were the bad kids were so nasty mean and vile
God looks like a guidance counselor gods got that smile
God says, how could this be, thats really odd
I guess Ill have to check my records, silly me, you know, Im only
God . . .
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The waves are perfect and the sun will always shine
But theres got to be more to death than surfing all the time
I know the signs of self-destruction so I try to stop each new kid
Dont be like me, forever young, forever stupid
Yeah, I found love here but Ill bet youll find it there
Where they dont always make the same joke
Gee you make a heavenly pair
Alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia
Alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia
Alleluia alleluia alleluia
Alleluia