Pickup Truck — текст песни (Rodney Carrington)

im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn`t leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn`t shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn`t care if I stay out late
it doesn`t bitch about the money i make
we`ll be together till the end
it won`t sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it`ll marry me
i`ll never drive another car
we`ll honeymoon at the titty bar
we`re gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won`t get pissed no
wedding ring won`t cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck