Just One Beer — текст песни (Rodney Carrington)

One beer then I`m gone
The ugliest women that I`ve laid eyes on
got together and decided to come here
They`re not pretty
They`re not small
I don`t give a damn at all
Tonight I`m only having just one beer

Yeah tonight I`m only having just two beers
I don`t mind the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I can`t stay too long
Tonight I`m only having just two beers

Three beers but no more
There`s no way I`m drinking four
My attitude`s improving with the beer
I was mad but now I`m glad
The women in here, they ain`t so bad
Tonight I`m only having just three beers

Yeah tonight I`m only having just six beers
I kinda like the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I can`t stay too long
Tonight I`m only having just six beers

Twelve beers then I quit
Oh good Lord I`m drunk as shit
I just spent my whole paycheck in here
I took a chance
I tried to dance
I threw up and pissed my pants
All off one beer

Yeah tonight I`m only having just one beer
At least that`s what I said when I got here
It felt so right, but it was wrong
I know that I`ve stayed too long
I think I musta drank hundred beers
Well now I wished I had only one beer

God I wish I never came in here