Jesus` Brother Bob — текст песни (The Arrogant Worms)

If you haven`t heard of me
I wouldn`t be surprised
I bet you know my relatives
Their names will never die
My mother is a saint
And my brother is a god
But all I am is Jesus` brother Bob

Jesus` brother Bob, Jesus` brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
If only I`d been born just a little sooner
I`d be more than the brother of God Junior

I have to take the ferry
To cross the Galilee
But not my brother
No not him
He walks across for free
I finally get to work
`Bout a quarter after nine
Already he`s turning water into wine

Jesus` brother Bob, Jesus` brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
If only I`d been born just a little sooner
I`d be more than the brother of God Junior

One day when I was home
I heard a mighty r oar
There were a thousand people
Right outside the door
Help us, Jesus, help us!
Came the cheering from the mob
But then they got a look at me
Oh nuts, it`s only Bob

Jesus` brother Bob, Jesus` brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
If only I`d been born just a little sooner
I`d be more than the brother of God Junior

He died upon the cross
I thought that I was free
Finally people would get to know
Me for me
(Hi Bob, Hi Judas!)
This was my big chance
To finally get ahead
The next thing you know
He`s rising from the dead

Jesus` brother Bob, Jesus` brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
If only I`d been born just a little sooner
I`d be more than the brother of God Junior

Everybody!

Jesus` brother Bob, Jesus` brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
If only I`d been born just a little sooner
I`d be more than the brother of God Junior

A-Bob