Dancing With A Man — текст песни (Rodney Carrington)

I saw her sittin` in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer
She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two
It was then I realized that I had bit off more than I could chew

Chorus
I think I`m dancing with a man
She`s got calasses on her hands
She`s got a voice deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when we grind
I think I`m dancing with a man

We sat down and talked a while and we listened to the band
Then a friend of mine walked by and he asked her if she`d dance
Then he gently took her hand (oooooh-oooooh)
and he twirled her round and round
It looked like he was having fun until her skirt fell to the ground

Chorus
I think he`s dancing with a man
The boys at the lodge won`t understand
With her hand on his behind
They two-stepped till half past 9
I think he`s dancing with a man

Ohhh shit I think we`re dancing with a man
It`ll be known throughout the land
Two boys from Texas danced the jig with a dude who wore a wig
We`ve been dancing with a man

She crushed a beer can on her head
Good Lord her foreheads red
We`ve been dancing with a big man